It’s a slow morning at Crowley and Aubrie has been running around putting up all the Halloween decorations in the store. It looks incredibly creepy and Aubrie is so excited as this is her favorite time of year.
Cat: How’s life as a unicorn treating you?
Aubrie: Has its ups and downs and people never want to play leap frog with me
Cat: If you had to describe yourself using only three words, what would they be?
Aubrie: unicorn, awesome, hilarious
Cat: If you had to choose between adopting a baby fox or a baby koala, which would you choose?
Aubrie: A koala
Cat: Rugrats or Doug?
Cat: What is the biggest personal change you have made?
Aubrie: I quit drinking! Is that appropriate?
Cat: What is the hardest thing you have ever had to give up?
Aubrie: Drinking lol
Cat: What can you do today that you couldn’t do a year ago?
Aubrie: Run a lap
Cat: What’s your favorite color?
Aubrie: Lime green
Cat: What’s your favorite song?
Aubrie: I have so many favorite songs…I like…what is my favorite song…I’m going to say Shine on you crazy diamond by pink Floyd
Cat: Do you sing in the shower?
Aubrie: Absolutely not, I only sing at work to embarrass my coworkers
Cat: Are you more like your Mom or your Dad?
Aubrie: Oh I look just like my mom but I am a totally douche like my dad
Cat: What really gets under your skin and makes you mad?
Aubrie: Terrible drivers, waiting in line, people who walk really slow, we’ll just go with that for now
Cat: What are you currently vaping on?
Aubrie: Heaven’s Colada, Delta II and a 50w istick
Cat: So…tell me a joke…
Aubrie: What is clear and smells like carrots
A bunnies breath
Cat: What would your perfect day look like?
Aubrie: So it would be super sunny and hot but windy with a nice breeze and I would be somewhere all alone next to a body of water
Cat: What is something fun you have done in the past week?
Aubrie: We decorated the store for Halloween and that was super fun!
Cat: Do you have any pets?
Aubrie: I have an American bulldog named Champ and hims so sweet
Cat: What is one thing you don’t know how to do that you wish you did?
Aubrie: Put eye shadow on
Cat: What is the worst smell you have ever smelled?
Aubrie: Well I have children so I’ve smelled some pretty terrible things, maybe the dairy next door in the middle of summer, that’s a pretty awful smell
Cat: How about them Cowboys?
Aubrie: I love the cowboys and I think we’re gonna do really fantastic even though were down two of our star players I still think we’re gonna do fine