Alynna walks past and sees that I have the laptop open with questions for her and mentions that she’s ready for her interview so we begin…
Cat: Say…can I get your Myspace?
Alynna: It was um immfprincess
Cat: What would you say your greatest strength is?
Alynna: I am a cat whisperer
Cat: What do you think about Pluto being a planet?
Alynna: I feel like it deserves to be one because it’s small
Cat: What color towel do you use?
Alynna: a black one that leaves fuzzies all over the place…I hate it
Cat: What is the best eyeliner brand?
Alynna: The dollar store brand
Cat: If you could visit another planet which one would you visit?
Alynna: Saturn because of the rings
Cat: What do you vape with?
Alynna: a cherry bomber and a velocity
Cat: What is your daily routine?
Alynna: wake up, feed my kitties, pet my kitties, get dressed, come to work, and have like 3 cups of coffee
Cat: Do you remember the movie Space Jam? Who was your favorite character?
Alynna: Yes! Lola
Cat: If you could be a star what would you be famous for?
Alynna: cat hoarding
Lauren: Killing somebody
Cat: What are your hobbies?
Alynna: I don’t have any hobbies…work and work and playing with my cats and work
Cat: What is something you have always wanted to do?
Alynna: be a fairy I just want to fly around everywhere, I would have purple wings
Cat: If you were a Star Wars character who would you be?
Alynna: Jar Jar Binks cause he looks like he has dreads
Cat: Milky Way or Mars Bar?
Alynna: I don’t know what a Mars bar is so Milky Way
Cat: What do you think of Georgio A. Tsoukalos?
Alynna: He’s got a confusing last name
Cat: How long have you had dreads in your hair?
Alynna: 3 years and 2 months
Cat: If you saw a shooting star what would you wish for?
Alynna: More shooting stars
Cat: What is your favorite outfit to wear?
Alynna: My pajamas
Cat: In 20 years what do you think your life will be like?
Alynna: Colorful, I feel like I’m gonna be the most colorful old lady or like always drinking wine
Cat: How did your parents come up with your name?
Alynna: It was supposed to be Danielle and my grandmother said no and named me